The Hitcher ('Eels') - The Mighty Boosh




Ah, the Hitcher! Coming atcha! Let me put ya in the picture!

With only a few hours to go, I decided that MinamiCon needed to feel the full force of my evil ways, thus I did this. A mad rush through Southampton ensued. I grabbed some Polo’s, Tab’s top hat, green make up, and concocted this monstrosity!

A tribute to the brilliance of the Boosh, I offered the anime world nothing but horridness. One highlight to which I am most proud of was when a cosplay-elitist-pretty-boy mocked me for being the Hitcher. This conversation followed:

THE HITCHER (to random cosplay group): Alright boy’s!
COSPLAY-ELITIST-PRETTY-BOY (poor impersonation): “Alright boy’s…”

I pause, and with slow menace, turn to face my nemesis… or should I say, victim?

THE HITCHER: I remember you! That’s right, little Johnny! Little Johnny down the pier!

At this point, his friends have stopped laughing with him, and now show what can only be described as complete horror etched upon their faces.

THE HITCHER (continued): Do you remember that time we had to pull those splinters out of your penis? Remember, after you raped that fence?*

The Hitcher 1 - Cosplay-Elitist-Pretty-Boy 0

- Christian R. Allan

*Not quoted from series, improvised on the spot. I’m very happy with that one. Shame it doesn’t happen that often…


Monkey posted on 26 September, 2008 - 01:26
EELS!!! Haha man I love you! The Hitcher is totally awesome and my fav. character. You guys must know this already but still, you're made of win! ^^

Sands posted on 27 September, 2008 - 00:25
eels up inside yaaaa

Uber-Nerd posted on 27 September, 2008 - 11:05
Borrowing through ya mind, through ya tummy, through ya ANUS! Eels! Eels! Eels! Eels! Eels! Eels! Eels! Eels! Eels! Eels! - Christian

Black-Cat-1 posted on 18 October, 2008 - 22:15
OMG! looks awesome! *pleads* dont kill me, ive got so much to give xD tehe

Anonymous posted on 29 October, 2008 - 15:12
Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true...niverse. So you're the Hitcher then. It was nice to meet you at Expo, however briefly.

kitamurin posted on 22 February, 2009 - 16:39
I have a friend who has just informed me that she's going to hunt you down and cosplay "she-Hitcher"; be warned xD

Kuroi_Ryu posted on 8 May, 2009 - 22:55
Dude! I remember you from last years Minami ^_^ I air lick in your general direction! LOL