An Official Invoice From The Brony Hunters Extraordinaire!
Greeting to those that belong to the Herd
We are the Brony Hunters, Carverdish and Huntington and we have been charged by Her Majesty The Queen to protect this fine country from the menace of the Pony threat. After receiving reports of a mass outbreak of Bronydom, we shall soon be gearing up for our first major excursion, in order to clear the MCM Expo of its infestation. Therefore, with shotguns in hand we shall lay siege to the Excel Centre, in aid of London, and to protect the general vicinity of Buckingham Palace.
Before this cleansing can occur, we would like to make one thing perfectly clear, as a finely polished crystal chalice. We are not these “parasprites” of which we have heard. Nor are we...
I do apologise, I appear to have lost the word I was looking for... Ah yes, there it is!
No, no no no, we are far more refined. We, like any good hunters, respect our prey. We do not do what we do out of hatred, rather a desire to use your heads as decoration... Wait, no, that's not it.
We aim to provide a sporting chance, as well as a respectful challenge, as well as being rewarded both morally and financially (we have badges). Therefore, we have distributed these invoices to many different Brony hotspots across the wireless, in order to inform of our presence and to make sure there are no hard feelings when we strike!
In conclusion, we are simply having, what the lower class would call, “a laugh”, and a jolly good one at that, too. We hope you will do your utmost to love and tolerate us this coming Saturday, in the hallowed halls of warfare.
Sir Alan D. Carverdish & Lord James F.T.W. Huntington
PS. An artists rendition of our appearance shall be distributed later in the week, so that you may see us coming.