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18 Dec 2008 - 12:198815
Dear Astro Boy,

You are simply a legend dude, but how the hell do you expect me do learn more then 60 languages and fit machine guns to my ass for Minamicon????

Tom


18 Dec 2008 - 12:378817
Dear Katy Perry,

Please stop wearing wonderful clothes in your music videos and tempting me to cosplay you. You are not something which should be cosplayed, but a popular singer. Also please refrain from the use of zebras in said music videos. Zebras are expensive.

Kind regards,
Ellie

Dear Sister Kate,

Is your bum REALLY as big as the artbook pictures make out? Am I going to have to get some kind of prosthetic bum? Please reply with all due haste, as I'm sure one of those is going to be murder to find on Ebay.

Love,
Ellie

Dear Zelda,

WTF is up with the back of your hair? The long bangs at the front? Fine. The plait? Fine. But the bit above the plait which should rightfully flow downwards - NOT FINE. Where does it go? What does it do? IS SUCH HAIR EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?

Confused and faintly hurt-feeling,
E


18 Dec 2008 - 14:178820
Quote Nocturnal Blossom:
Dear Katy Perry,

Please stop wearing wonderful clothes in your music videos and tempting me to cosplay you. You are not something which should be cosplayed, but a popular singer. Also please refrain from the use of zebras in said music videos. Zebras are expensive.

Kind regards,
Ellie


I agree with the above quote.


Dear Franny Von Karma,

You are kickass. However, your cosume defies logic. If your jacket is that fitted, why does it not ride up over your bum and go all bunchy? And if it has that many darts in it to take it in, why is it smooth and not all angley?

Also, why do you wear such expensive accessories?

Love and whippings,
Diphenhydramine



Dear Oki,

You live in a representation of the Arctic. Why are you wearing a short sleeved, thin t-shirt and waistcoat? What if it is cold in May?

You are officially retarded.

Go threaten Capcom into making a sequal and I'll love you.
Diphenhydramine


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20 Dec 2008 - 09:578851
Dear artist team of Trinity Blood

THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT MANY PRETTY BOYS.

Especially in such yummy, slashy situations!

Do you know how long it'll take me to cosplay them all? (And the girls too, because some of them are clearly as fabulous).

Still, thanks for the droolage.

~Ela.


Dear Abel

If your hair ever goes gravity defying around me, I will be forced to brush it back down.

Just a friendly warning.

~Ela

Dear Ed

I know you've been trying to take over my brain for the last two years, but you can keep out of my hair, thank you very much. I like having an antennae, and yes it doesn't get in my eyes when it's being gravity defying, but I'm back home and I don't want to be chaved for being tinky winky. I'm going to have to start gelling it down if you don't stop keeping it up.

Still love you though.

~Ela.


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20 Dec 2008 - 19:298866
Dear CC;

I don't care how high your metabolism is, you would have put on at least SOME weight after all those pizzas.
Also, I hope you know that your Code is hard to drawn on one's own forehead in red sharpie. Go figure.

LOVE AND KISSES
Kitamurin


Dear cast of Naruto;

Those shoes are impossible to get off a bus in, let alone fight hordes of enemy ninjas.
Honestly, at least design your footwear with some ANKLE SUPPORT.

Yours
Kitamurin


...that was strangely satisfying.



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21 Dec 2008 - 02:308874
Dear Inspiration

Where the heck are you?! I know its coming up to Christmas and all but this is the perfect time of year for cosplay to be done! I have loads of stuff that is half done but not finished but noooo you don't come along at all to help me finish anything! Please hurry up and stop lazing around while I'm on my break from work and will actually have FREE TIME!

From Monkey
(Kisses only when you turn up)


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I'm going to slash your pillow and tear out all the stuffing with a motorbike made of jelly.
21 Dec 2008 - 03:018875
Dear Sorachi-sensei,

Oh hey. STOP MAKING ALL YOUR CHARACTERS SO AWESOME THAT I WANT TO COSPLAY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. Or at least make them wear something that doesn't involve KIMONO TOPS. FFFFF, Edo or not, you'd think a world invaded by aliens would have more variations on clothing, riiiight?

Regards,
Hitachiin.

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FAO: Eyeshield 21

Please can next week the manga be about ping-pong or a sport involving less manliness and violence? It's expensive and difficult to cosplay characters armoured to the teeth. You made AmeFuto interesting, I'm sure the same would apply to table-top tennis.

Thanks for your time!
Hita.

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To Fandom,

Hey! Weekly Jump has loads of brilliant under appreciated series like Sket Dance and Psyren and Jaguar and Mago, maybe you should give them a go so I can have more cosplay buddies? It'll be worth your while!

Sincerely,
Me.



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21 Dec 2008 - 11:208883
Quote sonia_leong:
Your Eminence Caterina (as you are obviously in charge of Abel and the rest of the AX team):

You do realise that the AX uniforms (whilst very smart looking) are probably the reason why you are losing in your battle against the Rosencreuz Orden? I mean, seriously - they can run circles around you whilst you are (inevitably) picking up the bits that break off? Not to mention how ridiculously HEAVY armoured cassocks can be? No wonder Abel has to go Crusnik from time to time - he can't handle the weight!!

kthnxbai
Sonia

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Dear Isaak,

Thank you for making it easy for me. Love ya babes.

Sonia

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Dear Dietrich,

Thank you, I'm really, REALLY going to enjoy putting my unsuspecting husband into thigh-high boots.

Teehee
Sonia


ROTFLMO! Excellent. So totally agree.

To everyone. Keep those letters coming. They are a great read.


Dear sewing machine

Please don't die whist attempting to sew Cain Nightroad together. I know its alot of white to get though and you are so used to black. We have had a very steady relantionship for the past 20 years. Please don't give up on me now.

Your loving owner XX

Dear Tetsuya Normura

Stop coming up with fab designs for Sephiroth. I want to cosplay them all.

Seph x


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22 Dec 2008 - 15:358912
dear Setsuka (again)

Why on earth are you fighting in okobo? surely you'd break an ankle (at the very least!) I mean come on, as if trying to keep the girls under covers isn't going to be hard enough I have to try and stay in your shoes all day too? WHY?!? (also srsly okobo cost like $400 why would you wear such expensive shoes to fight in?!)

Love and slightly fewer cuddles

GunstarVixen


Dear Lenneth
I love your costume, but why oh why are your games so lame? also whats with the headress? practical? I don't think so.
Love gunstarvixen

Dear every other scantily clad bad-ass heroine

stop tempting me damnit! one day I would like to wear some clothes while cosplaying, this is the UK its COLD here!

hrmph

gunstarvixen


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22 Dec 2008 - 20:198919
Dear Akira

How does one as famously (yet not so) renound in the acting buisness still not find the time to buy a shirt that is the right size? Also, if this is the desired look, where can one purchase such an oversized shirt?

On another note, how is it possible to tuck in such a shirt into ones skirt without it still being long enough to come out from underneat one's shirt?

~Pops

Dear Saix or Saix the puppy

How does one pretend to look interested at the eternal ramblings concerning Kingdom hearts? Is it a habit one must develop after long intervals of being in Xemnas' company?

Translation for Saix puppy:
Arf Arf Arrf Arrrrf Arf Arf Arr~rrf ArfArf Arrf? Ar Ar Arf Arff Arf Arf Arfff Arfr Arf Arf-rf-rf Ar Arff Ar Arf~~~ Arf-rf-arf?

~Pops

Dearest Vexen

How does one cheer up Zexion, keep Laxeaus away from the cookies and avoid Marluxia at the same time?

The need to know is getting dire.

~Vexen clone #14


22 Dec 2008 - 20:298920
Dear all male kingdom hearts charatures that go to school,
WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE SUCH COMPLEX TROUSERS THAT I HAVE TO WORK MY WAY ROUND?!? WHY CANT YOU ALL BE SCOTTISH AND WEAR KILTS?!

x Takk

Dear Saya,
i do love blood+ but why cant you have nice short hair in the movie to?
cause your movie costume is so awsome, and i'd cosplay it, but i cant. seeing as i look like a freek [more than normal] with long hair.

x Takk

Dear alice from twilight,
I CAN NOT COSPLAY YOU, I SHOULDNT COSPLAY REAL ACTORS FROM MOVIES CAUSE I CANT.
also. your to skinny. put some weight on. please?

Your no1. fan
Takk


22 Dec 2008 - 21:378924
Quote MattDark:
Dear Might Guy,

A green bodysuit? Seriously? And with orange leg-warmers? My god man!

Yours,

MattDark


I echo this comment for Rogue:Green and Yellow with fat heels?? Oh man XD

Also:

Dear Watchmen fandom,


Please stop tempting me to cosplay really manly characters like Walter Kovacs or The Comedian. I am a short, scrawny blonde girl...

But you make them so much more awesome than the girls :<

Shazz


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22 Dec 2008 - 23:418927
Dear Pyro

You fucking rock. Rubber suits and flame throwers ftw.

Yours

Fez


23 Dec 2008 - 00:448928
Dear Razputin,

I hold you personally responsible for not telling me not to buy that fleecy-backed leather material. I mean, you are a Psychonaut. HEEELLOOOOO, YOU ARE PSYCHIC!!!! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THESE THINGS TELEPATHICALLY???!!! I don't care that it was not a power in the game I: I

If you did not realise your costume is silly, then it must be because you have never played Dance Dance Revolution. Silly child....

I LOST HALF A STONE AFTER DDR'ING IN YOUR SILLY COSTUME!!!!! FOR JUST ONE DAY!!!! D:

Perhaps you are in the wrong career. Might I suggest becoming a personal trainer?

Awesomely yours,
Dip x


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23 Dec 2008 - 08:018930
Dear Chaos

I love nilly ever thing about you, I even love your stupidly deformed shaped wing. There such a silly shape how do you fly with them agene?
BUT! Why oh why do you have to wear high heeled shoes it ever means I’m get some size 12 high heels WTF! Or I’m making them myself thank a Bunch friend.





YOUR BEST BUD
GRAYSKULL


Dear Haseo

Wtf mate how do you even get in that top you must have a maid that dresses you?. As I can’t get these dam clothes on myself.

Also WOW! that a hell lot of belts you have there, Something you want to tell me about =D a secret fetish maybe?

im sorry to say this mate But whats up with your weapons thay have got to be the most useless weapons ever made.
You’re never going to cut any think with them what do you do run up to people and give them a nasty prod in the arm OWCH!! mate those things sound deadly XD LMFAO
I guess you could hit people hard on the head that may do some damage if you hit them enough. NO wait I’ve got it maybe there for poke eyes out. YES that’s it there for poking unexspeting people’s eyes out

“Yes i can see it now” HASEO RUNS UP TO ENEMY’S SCREAM AND FLAILING ARMS ABOUT LIKE A MAD MAN HOPPING SWORDS WILL CONNECT WITH EYES




Anyhoo mate take care

YOUR BEST BUD
GRAYSKULL







Dear sweet old Darcia

You’re a close and loving friend of mine and that’s why i feel i can tell you this without you get offended. Please Please.. For the love of god can you sort out that dam mask, how do you even eat and drink with that thing on there no mouth hole.
What was going thought you head when you decided to get a nice shiny white mask “Ummm.... what mask to get I want one I can’t see out off, talk out off, eat drink out off or ever breath out off” tick..... tick...... tick.......TICK” I’LL TAKE IT!!
yeh genus mate.

But on the bright side your jacket is dam lush i wear it wound the house, its just that cool and your hair is just amazing.
you don’t half look dam menacing walking about in that mask even if you can’t breath
Take it easy mate remember to take the mask of to eat and drink LOLS


YOUR BEST BUD
GRAYSKULL






As you can tell i had so much fun right these letters out and I usually hate writing =S LOLS


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23 Dec 2008 - 08:578931
Dear Tactics Aeris Skirt,

Please stop staring up at me from my fabric pile, begging me to bias bind you. I don't want to. Not yet. I don't want to have to face the fact I will be sitting still leaning over you for about five hours. There are about five metres of yardage in you alone! Do you have ANY idea how long bind you is going to take?!
Or how heavy you are?! I mean - you're material. HOW CAN YOU WEIGH AS MUCH AS A BABY?!!

...
You're still awesome for giving me the excuse to make petticoats and wear a hoopskirt.
Whee!
Love,
Silver

Dear Eternal Sailor Jupiter,
I will get round to make you. I promise!

Love,
Silver.

Deal Rydia,
Your insanely tight-to-the-leg boot covers will no flummox me!
I know what I'm doing now (never mind I have to make the right one cause I cut the wrong bit shhhh!!!) but HAHA!
You = pwned! >D

*hugs*
Silver


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23 Dec 2008 - 11:428932
Dear I-no,

What is up with that top? It kind of... isn't.

Do something about it please.

Love

Odangochan


23 Dec 2008 - 13:288935
Dear Best-Laid Cosplay Plans for 2009,

Every day, you are overthrown and shaken up a little bit more. Just letting you know.

Kisses,
E


23 Dec 2008 - 18:248942
Dear Time and Money

Could you both please fix up the patches between yourselves, i appreciate that you dont quite get along but im sick of having just money and no time or just time and no money!

I blame you for my lack of stuff to do in cosplay.

>>.<<
Pops~


24 Dec 2008 - 20:208971
Dear Yurio-sama,
I love you and everything, but seriously, how do you manage to get your hair like that when you live in a secluded underground prison?!
kthx
Kitamurin~


24 Dec 2008 - 21:048973
Dear flamethrower:

Ilu. I'll probably start hating you the moment I actually start making you, but please understand the epicness of actually having fire and buttons that make noises and actually go according to plan.

Yours,
Fez


26 Dec 2008 - 00:378990
Dear Grimmjow Jaegerjaques

Why are you so much better than all the bishie men? You're just an inspiration to be a strange eyeliner colour wearing, basass hunk'o man junk. Is your extra jaw heavy? How does a feeble femable go about becoming worthy of your imitation? Anyway ill just have to bind my ladychest under a fleshy tshirt and pretend theyre man pecks or m'ecks, you know it would work! How do you stop your white hakama getting ditry? Last thing...does anyone try and hide things in your tummy hole, because it seems a great place to store things, and you could keep cans of cola cold because its all dark.

Cheers man!

Love .neverbell


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26 Dec 2008 - 18:118998
Dear Kairi

Why do you have to copy your fashion sense from every other Kingdoms Hearts character and have numerous long, double ended zips on your dress? Whoever designed yours & everyone else's clothes is obsessed with zips!

I have to order them in from America *sniff*
But only through my determination to make your outfit awesome and accurate. I still love your hair, it looks good on me hehe <3

Love Leonie


Dear Dead Fantasy Rinoa

HUGE BLOODY WINGS! How will I achieve this? You shall stay a dream for now.

Forever your fan,
Rinoa Wannabe.


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28 Dec 2008 - 20:079025
Dear craft knives

How is it I keep finding you in odd places throughout the entire year, but the moment I need to make props you seem to vanish off the face of the earth? There's four of you! Four! Where the hell are you all hiding? D: D:

Yours sadly
Fez


28 Dec 2008 - 22:379031
Dear Eternal Sailor Moon

I know I love you but seriously think practical. Big Wings, 3 small layered skirts and high heels really isnt battle wear, is it? Also i think you need an update its not the 90's anymore, red, pink, yellow, white, navy blue is abit blah. Also why do you have annoying hair!?

your bint

aiko xx

Dear brain

please stop with ideas and stick to the plan. and stop playing dynasty warriors and get down to some work!

yours hatefully

aiko


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