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17 Dec 2008 - 09:318766
Letters to Cosplay
Once upon a time when me and my friends were doing National Novel Writing Month we had a little thing where we would write letters to our fictional characters/plot/inspiration etc. to complain, cheer at or just generally speak to them to try and give us ideas or kick start us into action. It didn't always work, but it was fun ^^. So I figured it would work if it was applied to cosplay, in all its aspects. So, without further ado:



Dear Goku
Why is your hair so thick and spacky? Why? What need was there for it? How did you get it to be so silly and thick and in such a stupid style that makes it so absolutely difficult to recreate?! Damn you! *shakes fist*

lots of love,
Monkey
(Ps. I still love you though)

Dear Goku Wig
Fail.
Yes you heard me - Fail. Stop being difficult and try and make it a little easier for me to work with you. I have added so many wefts and what-not already to make you as thick as you need to be and STILL you want my attention. Why do you make it so hard for me to finish you? Please try and make these last few finishing hurdles easier for me.
Thank you.

Monkey -x-


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17 Dec 2008 - 09:428768
ooop sounds fun ^.^

Dear Alucard
hello Mr card I am writing to inquire why your so cool? and if you dont mind how you attain your pure sexual aura around you? might it be your coat that im sure is woven from pure virgins blood, or the hat which im sure is pressed from the heart of some exotic animal. Either way I kinda need to be you, at least for the span of one con. This is in at least some small part my way of saying...I want to be on you...i mean your an officer and a gentleman...and i wanna be on you...O_o

*pours water over ones self*

There I did it O_o


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Last edited by Captain_Marvelous (17 Dec 2008 - 09:43)
17 Dec 2008 - 09:488769
dear black star WHO THE HELL DIED AND SAID YOU COULD BASE YOURSELF OFF ME THATS COPYRIGHT lol

dear gohan
your great and all but how do you have your v neck so low without revealing your man nipples lmao and how did you get your hair so thick , hhow many time a day do you wash it, next time you have a hair cut can i have your hair to make a wig from it and MAKE SURE YOUR IN SUPER SAIYAN WHEN YOU DO IT AS I NEED A SSJ1 GOHAN WIG Lol
love reiss you silly sod you LMAO

AHH fun times


17 Dec 2008 - 10:518771
Dear Setsuka

How do you get your boobs to stay in that bra while fighting? You manage to run and jump and kick ass without spilling out? How do I achieve this?

And why on earth are you fighting in the most impractical outfit ever?

Love and cuddles
GunstarVixen


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17 Dec 2008 - 10:558773
Dear Lust

I hope you know how lucky you are with boobs like that, making it impossible for a man to cosplay you without getting drastic

Still love you i suppose


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17 Dec 2008 - 11:248776
Dear Ailish,
How is your armoured brassire in any way practical? How do you keep it staying up. Surely the one tiny strap around your back is not doing to do it.
Any another thing - why was there the need to cut holes in a pair of perfectly good shorts!?
Honestly.

I still think you're great though.
Love,
Silver


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17 Dec 2008 - 11:258777
Dear Masamune Date,

What is with all the green? Seriously! Theres way too much of it! It had better suit me or Ill be annoyed. Youre as bad as Gracia!
And that HELMET! Mr Flamboyant much? Show off!
Love you really... Just wish you dressed in a logical fashion...

D xx


17 Dec 2008 - 12:458780
Dear Fu Xi,

You're a god, so I probably shouldn't word this TOO strongly...

Dude, your armour is ridiculous! Why did you have designs intricately carved into it!? Surely that weakens the plate-mail!?

And what's up with all of the gradient-dying!? Are you also a master seamster!? And how did you get that oh-so-faint yin-yang on your cape but still have it SLIGHTLY coloured?

Also, what's up with the sword? Yeah, you know what I'm taking about! Over-compensation much? Or is it just that Orochi's weapon was so big it made you feel inferior?

Sean

PS. I AM SO SORRY! Please don't smite me >_<


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17 Dec 2008 - 12:588783
Dear, all my favourite characters

please can some of you be female?

love L
x

p.s. Orochi I hate you!


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17 Dec 2008 - 13:378786
Dear Nuada

Say it with me,,,,,,,... Sunlight!

Love Emsy-Wemsy XX

Dear Sephiroth

How dose one keep ones hair from getting damaged by ones sword whilst being so badass?

Still, you are awesome and my total bish inspriration.

Love your clone X


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17 Dec 2008 - 13:448787
Dear Rikku (Alchemist varient)

ARGH!

No love,
Silver
x


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17 Dec 2008 - 14:288790
Dear Poseidon,

Why do you have to have hard to find 80s anime hair??

Dear Yasu,

Why are you BALD???

Oh and dear all my costumes,

WHY do you always work out expensive and take all my money? xD

D~~


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17 Dec 2008 - 14:478791
Dear Wocky,

What kind of freaky hairdresser do you go to anyway? Is there some super amazing defying gravity hairdresser in Ace Attorney world? If so, if you could somehow put me in contact with them that'll be great...cheers

MoonLily
X

(P.S. I know you're meant to be a rock hard G' and everything, but you secretly love kitties dont you? It's pretty obvious.)


17 Dec 2008 - 15:048792
Dear Claus F. Lester,

What the hell is up with there being no decent references of your original design? The OVA design looks like a big pain in the butt. Sheena kicks your ass as a summoner BTW.

I.C.


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17 Dec 2008 - 15:138795
Dear character designers everywhere,

I beg of you to give more main characters glasses. I am sick of being minors! D:

Love and kisses, Crazedteensie BD


17 Dec 2008 - 15:248796
dear all my costumes

if i buy the right fabric then sleep in it will your awsome powers allow the fabric to merge with me and make the costume LOL

hates and punches
reiss


17 Dec 2008 - 15:328797
Dear Mr. Toriyama,

What ever possessed you to design a character with an orange, purple and turquoise outfit?! I love you and Dragonball, but you must be colour blind. :S

Kind regards,
Kazz


17 Dec 2008 - 16:168799
Dear Zelgadis,

Why must you have rocks about your face that are so difficult to pull off decently?

MattDark


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17 Dec 2008 - 16:198800
Dear Ironman.

NO I WILL NOT COSPLAY YOU EVER STOP TEMPTING ME.

Okay.


Maybe once.

I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE MYSELF HOVER! STOP DOING THIS TO ME!

Tab.


17 Dec 2008 - 16:308801
Dear Dark Link

Please stop making snarky comments every time I put fur trim on your Christmas version. You should have known that it was only so long before I raped your image.

Yours sincerely,
Fez.


17 Dec 2008 - 17:158802
Dear Esther,

How on earth do you run around in highheals and a full nun dress with boiling inside? Also i wish to know how you achieve moving your arms with all the crap you put on it!? Also stop crying! Grow up >: (


love you really....
Uni

Dear Yoko

F*** your fashion sense!

Love
Uni :3


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17 Dec 2008 - 19:118803
Dear Ito Keita,

YOU BIG GAY.

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF AND DON'T LET STRANGE BLUE HAIRED MEN LICK YOUR ELBOW IN THE MIDDLE OF FORESTS.

Shazz

p.s. Love you really, your costume has been super easy to put together so far


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17 Dec 2008 - 19:278804
(lol @ all the above letters)


Dear Samus

How do you dislocate your shoulders and hips at will? Also, I would like to know what sort of drug you're on that allows you to withstand the pain for hours, days or even months at an end. I don't need to know how to turn into a ball, yet, but I can't fit into your suit properly unless you tell me! So please, before I do anything ... rash.

Thank you!
(oh, and please, next time you drop by Earth, I don't mind if you kidnap me!)
- Adamoluna


17 Dec 2008 - 22:168808
Your Eminence Caterina (as you are obviously in charge of Abel and the rest of the AX team):

You do realise that the AX uniforms (whilst very smart looking) are probably the reason why you are losing in your battle against the Rosencreuz Orden? I mean, seriously - they can run circles around you whilst you are (inevitably) picking up the bits that break off? Not to mention how ridiculously HEAVY armoured cassocks can be? No wonder Abel has to go Crusnik from time to time - he can't handle the weight!!

kthnxbai
Sonia

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Dear Isaak,

Thank you for making it easy for me. Love ya babes.

Sonia

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Dear Dietrich,

Thank you, I'm really, REALLY going to enjoy putting my unsuspecting husband into thigh-high boots.

Teehee
Sonia


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Last edited by sonia_leong (17 Dec 2008 - 22:25)
18 Dec 2008 - 08:458811
Dear Might Guy,

A green bodysuit? Seriously? And with orange leg-warmers? My god man!

Yours,

MattDark


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