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20 Jun 2011 - 12:3260675
Things I've learnt from Games:

1) Most towns people haven't heard of locking their doors so knocking isn't necessary.....

2) .....and since you just walked in, take their stuff while you're at it. They won't mind, seriously.

3) Stealing from children- is ok!

4) If your hair doesn't defy gravity then you ain't going to have much luck saving the world.

5) Its totally ok to throw scolding mugs of coffee at people in court. They won't burn.

6) No matter where you are, what needs doing or how long you have to save the world...There is always time for a bit of gambling, fun and/or video games.

7) Animals can carry valuable items despite not having pockets.

Things I've Learnt from Anime:

1) Avoid anything with tentacles....

2) Its a given fact that rabbits are born from eggs and can turn into spaceships.

3) Walnuts are vital in the art of time travel!

4) It takes a looooooooong time to charge up a fireball and even longer to fire it and miss.



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20 Jun 2011 - 12:5960679
Quote picklesofdoom:
7) Animals can carry valuable items despite not having pockets.


Animals also carry money and drop it after death despite them being animals and having no conceivable use for currency. (Exception being Dragons)


20 Jun 2011 - 13:1960682
Quote r0cket:
Hair = Power.


THIS


21 Jun 2011 - 11:0860763
The end is nigh! Fire and Brimstone are raining from the sky, while an insane villian is about to destory not only the world, but probably all of space and time as well. The world wails in pain and misery, calling out for a hero to save them in time. But hell, there's always time for one more side quest.


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21 Jun 2011 - 11:3760767
one thing i personally learned is that u cant jump from a 7 foot wall and land without hurting any part of your body

my ankle hurts


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21 Jun 2011 - 11:5560769
If you drink milk, you can pick up ridiculously heavy objects without being harmed in the slightest. (Shizou, Drrr)

You can get up and walk to a doctors house after being shot through sheer willpower of wanting to beat the crap out of the snot that shot you. (Shizou, Drrr)

Boobs don't get in the way when it comes to tomb raiding (Lara Croft)

If you're a tomb raider, you will be attacked wherever you are. (Lara Croft)

There are no other nationalities; it's just Americans putting on different accents (Broken Sword)

Stupidly long hair can also go through a dimension when it's tied up in order to hide it's length (Renji, Bleach)

Bracelets can stop curses

Taking your glasses off and slicking back your hair means your evil (Aizen, Bleach)

When glasses stop being clear (get the white reflection) it means they're thinking evil thoughts

Standing up to someone who isn't use to people standing up to them makes them fall in love with you

Japanese pirates are usually more kind, considerate and honourable than the Lords (Motochikia, Sengoku Basara)

Said pirates also look FAB-U-LOUS! (Motochika, Sengoku basara)

Japanese have horses with exhausts attached (Date Masamune, Sengoku basara)

They also had mecha in the 16th Century (Sengoku Basara)

You can make hilt of a broken sword into another sword by channelling lightening as the blade (Kojoro, Sengoku Basara)

If you are suspended in the air by a sword in your gut, if you grab that sword and lift, you can thus suspend the guy holding the hilt into the air (Cloud, FFVII)

Whilst going up, if you have your friends/companions jump off the building, they can help your momentum going up by throwing you over their heads (Cloud FFVIIAC)

This also makes it possible to go through fire plasma attacks from dragon things (Cloud FFVIIAC)


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21 Jun 2011 - 14:3860787
Mass effect:

No matter how much you drink at the bar, you'll never get blind drunk, or have to go to the toilet.

You can put the controller down and people will wait patiently for hours for a yes/no response.

All it takes to get into someone's pants is a series of right answers, 6-7 max.


21 Jun 2011 - 15:2160790
EVERYTHING on this list: http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html


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21 Jun 2011 - 20:0160817
I'm liking this thread already. Here's my list...

1. Recovering from gun shots takes about 5 seconds
2. The main character MUST know/meet the heroine who is either insanely cute/has insanely big boobs.
3. Other-worldy or just wild monsters will always be carrying money based on how hard they are to defeat. Nevermind WHY they're carrying it all around.
4. Unimportant people will either be grey or low-res.
5. People never train to master an ability, they just go "Hey, defeated x amounts of monsters! LEARNT!"
6. The best weapon is always a sword. Always.
7. You can do absolutely anything if you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY want to do it.
8. Ugly women are a myth.
9. It's entirely possible for a 10 year old to beat up a gang of adults.
10. If the main character is a moody badass, they HAVE to open up and become more friendly.
11. What the hell is a "Character flaw?"
12. People NEVER have bad hair days, ever. Not even Yuna.


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24 Jun 2011 - 00:4661157
Ninjas wear orange, and still manage to be totally stealthy while doing so.

As do runaway princesses trying to hide.

In fact orange is the colour to wear when trying to blend in.


24 Jun 2011 - 17:2661209
1) your the only character who seems to move about. (trust me, playing pokemon games make you think, how long do them other trainers stay in that one place for XD)
2)your the only character that picks random objects from the floor no matter how useless they are, even the most expensive items are probably left on the floor at the start of the day just so only you can pick it up XD
3)whenever you die, fall from a tall building or in somecases fall in the sea because you cannot swim, you always come back to life, no matter how bad the situation was before!
4)the girls seem to wear tight/revealing clothes 0.0
5)they don't seem to shower or go to the toilet, no matter how long the game story is. whether the game has 2 weeks of a storyline or a whole year (like harry potter)


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24 Jun 2011 - 19:0261212
- Who needs a TARDIS when you have a walnut?!
- Physics? Who needs physics.
- When something goes wrong, science will ALWAYS be involved.
- Don't make your hesitant friend advisor, because he will then backstab you and try and get you killed (ROSSIU >8( )
- Despite your feelings for a girl, your busty childhood friend will always get in the way, because she loves you too. Pimp.

And two of my faves from FFIX:
- Rats can jump really high.
- You can spend ages planning a world wide attempt to find a planet, by putting 4 mirrors into place, and leave the others in their places ready so you can put them in at EXACTLY the same time, but still go off to play with a chocobo for weeks, and then return to your designated place and everything happens as if NO TIME HAS PASSED. o__o


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24 Jun 2011 - 19:0661213
1) No matter how many girls like you, you will never get laid
2) Nose bleeds are perfectly common when you see someone attractive
3) Japanese people can naturally have pink/green/blue etc. hair
4) Changing outfits/hair colour makes you completely un-recognisable
5) The power of friendship conquers all!


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24 Jun 2011 - 21:3961223
Oh yes, one more thing...

If you ever pick up ANYTHING, you will have to use/find some kind of use for it, no matter how random/irrelevant/completely useless an item may seem. XD


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24 Jun 2011 - 21:4961224
It's perfectly okay to attack wildlife, and you're often rewarded for it.

Trespassing is fine, unless you're doing a stealth mission and then there are a ridiculous number of guards.

Cutting down grass/small trees brings you health and items.

Carrying around weapons is perfectly fine.

You can train your pets to attack other people's pets and no one bats an eyelid.

People carry around huge amounts of money, and give you half of it for beating up their pets.

If you knock someone out, it's cool to take their stuff.

Sleep/eating/using the bathroom is unnecessary.


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24 Jun 2011 - 22:2661226
You can walk around the crowded streets of Venice with your guns unholstered and no one bats an eyelid.

Siblings, even if they're twins, are often polar opposites.


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25 Jun 2011 - 00:0461232
If you climb up to the top of the highest building, also know as a "View Point", you can learn the layout of the surrounding area by surveying it for about 3 seconds

It is also safe for you to jump off said view point, as you will land in a pile of hay which will cushion your fall

Also, ledges which have pigeons on are safe to jump from, as there are piles of hay under them too!

In short, as long as you land in a pile of hay you can jump from any height!

This is also a handy way of escaping the law/people trying to kill you


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25 Jun 2011 - 15:1261258
Quote ammersXamphetamine:
1) your the only character who seems to move about. (trust me, playing pokemon games make you think, how long do them other trainers stay in that one place for XD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1h5TzdTq0o

- Breaking apart furniture (tables, chairs etc.) is perfectly acceptable. Sometimes money/health/weapons may be stashed between the wood somehow. Same applies to shaking trees.
- People don't mind speaking the same phrase over and over again, even if you get bored of them saying it.
- On that note, you rarely speak, sometimes never, yet strangers you meet still know your name.
- Life is subtitled.
- Being sliced with a sword doesn't kill you, just hurts a bit, which of course you can recover from easily.
- Parents are alright with little kids running off with strangers and having adventures


25 Jun 2011 - 15:1461259
Quote NixieThePixie:
If you climb up to the top of the highest building, also know as a "View Point", you can learn the layout of the surrounding area by surveying it for about 3 seconds

It is also safe for you to jump off said view point, as you will land in a pile of hay which will cushion your fall

Also, ledges which have pigeons on are safe to jump from, as there are piles of hay under them too!

In short, as long as you land in a pile of hay you can jump from any height!

This is also a handy way of escaping the law/people trying to kill you


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25 Jun 2011 - 22:5261337
Quote Han Hyuga:
Quote NixieThePixie:
If you climb up to the top of the highest building, also know as a "View Point", you can learn the layout of the surrounding area by surveying it for about 3 seconds

It is also safe for you to jump off said view point, as you will land in a pile of hay which will cushion your fall

Also, ledges which have pigeons on are safe to jump from, as there are piles of hay under them too!

In short, as long as you land in a pile of hay you can jump from any height!

This is also a handy way of escaping the law/people trying to kill you


Exactly.


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25 Jun 2011 - 22:5861338
Quote Stubbled Grapes:
- Life is subtitled.


YES


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26 Jun 2011 - 00:4361345
Quote Stubbled Grapes:

- Life is subtitled.


Living in Dundee, sometimes I wish it was


03 Jul 2011 - 17:2762103
1. If you walk into a forest without a fairy, you will turn into a skeleton
2. You will ALWAYS end up fighting a dark clone of yourself
3. At least 1 main character has a wacky hair colour/cut
4. You can get sliced by sharp objects, but blood wont spill
5. However, if you kill the bad-guy, they will cough up blood - even if it IS green.
6. Playing the first 6 notes of a song means you automatically know the whole thing
7. Masks can talk
8. Any mask that talks is probably plotting to drop the moon on a perfectly innocent town
9. Dinosaurs don't eat plumbers if they climb on their backs, they eat fruits and turtles, and have the tendancy to spit fireballs
10. No matter how many times you save her, the princess will always manage to get kidnapped again
11. The younger brother is always in the backshadow, and more cowardly than his older brother
12. There is always a character that is perfect in every way, and is loved by everyone
12.5. And there is always an adrogyne, more often than not, this is the protagonist
13. You can meet characters from any film, and you will automatically fit into the plot.
14. If you walk into a field at night skeletons will come out of the ground to attack you
15. Ghosts can play music that hurts you
16. You can play a song that can turn a zombie back into a human
17. Changing the colour of your clothes allows you to be resistant to fire (even walk on lava temporarily) and breathe in water
18. Wearing a mask can turn you into a different species
19. These masks come from dead characters
20. Never trust a man that collects ghosts in a room full of jars, he probably intends to "run a different kind of business..." heh heh heh...

Welp, that's all I got. Apologies if I've repeated anything

Oh! And 21. Somehow, chickens can sustain your weight, so that you can jump of a roof holding one
22. Nice-seeming AI will always turn on you


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03 Jul 2011 - 21:4462150
1. Japanese historical warriors are freakin' hot! (Sengoku Basara)
2. Horses can glide up mountains. (Sengoku Basara)
3. Dragons are weak to themselves. (Pokemon)
4. Cheating on your girlfriend = your head getting chopped off. (School Days)
5. Your mask can never fall off, no matter how many stunts you do. (Darker Than Black)
6. You can live with a giant screw in your head. (Soul Eater/ Franken Fran)
7. When a zombie apolocalypse calls, hot girls are here to help! (Highschool of the Dead)
8. An ocarina can do everything. (The Legend of Zelda)
9. Cuccos can kill. (The Legend of Zelda)
10. You can kick ass, no matter what you wear. (Sengoku Basara)
11. Rollerblades are the shitz. (Air Gear)
12. Being a main character requires cat ears. (Loveless)
13. Redeads will rape and forever haunt you. (The Legend of Zelda)
14. Wearing an eyepatch = hotness level + 100


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03 Jul 2011 - 22:0662152
Quote Blue_Clover:
13. Redeads will rape and forever haunt you. (The Legend of Zelda)


Forever and ever...

If you're a sociopath, being shot in the head wont kill you. In fact, it'll bring back your emotions.

Sociopaths and psychopaths deeper character development

Don't worry about failing; just hit the reset button and start that level from the beginning.


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