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19 Jun 2011 - 15:5260585
Things I've Learnt from Animes & Games
This is just a silly thread that once was on a forum I was on and thought I'd try it again. It's basically things that you've "learnt" from Anime & Games (that's not actually real) - more like if you were really impressionable xD

So thing's I've Learnt:

1. No one really dies unless it's in a cutscene
2. You can steal almost anything as long as your "saving the world" at the same time
3. People can sprint for miles on end with only a small pause for breathe to keep them going
4. Women are either very petite or VERY busty
5. When punched in the stomach it's common to cough up blood
6. No matter how much you level up/get stronger the next villian will always be more powerful than you - yet somehow you beat him
7. Time travel is possible.
8. There's always time for discussion in most battles
9. The characters hair (whether male or female) is ALWAYS perfect (unless not meant to be)
10. Brain damage does not exist...Go whack your head into that pole again. See if I'm wrong.

What have you learnt? =D


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19 Jun 2011 - 17:0760591
Quote BabemRoze:
This is just a silly thread that once was on a forum I was on and thought I'd try it again. It's basically things that you've "learnt" from Anime & Games (that's not actually real) - more like if you were really impressionable xD

So thing's I've Learnt:

1. No one really dies unless it's in a cutscene
2. You can steal almost anything as long as your "saving the world" at the same time
3. People can sprint for miles on end with only a small pause for breathe to keep them going
4. Women are either very petite or VERY busty
5. When punched in the stomach it's common to cough up blood
6. No matter how much you level up/get stronger the next villian will always be more powerful than you - yet somehow you beat him
7. Time travel is possible.
8. There's always time for discussion in most battles
9. The characters hair (whether male or female) is ALWAYS perfect (unless not meant to be)
10. Brain damage does not exist...Go whack your head into that pole again. See if I'm wrong.

What have you learnt? =D


LOL! Love it!

I've discovered that 3 against 1 is totally fair, but the 3 will still get their asses kicked by 1.



Last edited by tripletriad (19 Jun 2011 - 17:08)
19 Jun 2011 - 17:3760593
Umm. I've learnt that swords beat guns. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.


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19 Jun 2011 - 17:4360594
  1. Using a pressure point system of attacks you can explain how you've killed someone before they actually die
  2. You can survive a massive explosion in a building with just a bit of soot on you.
  3. Being punched in the face causes a large stream of blood to come out.
  4. Random barrels and crates lying around usually contain valuable items that no one else seems to have found.
  5. You can walk into anyone's house and take anything you want and no one will say anything, not even ask you what you're doing in their house.


19 Jun 2011 - 17:5860595
1 Eating flowers let you shoot fireballs
2 Cats secretly have wings
3 Vampires can go out in daylight (not twilight ones- Rosario Vampire ftw XD)
4 If a cute girl comes crashing down from the sky you know something bad is going down
5 Having no memories of the last few years means you must have done something badass and are being punished or you saved the world and some high-powered being wants you to take credit for it


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19 Jun 2011 - 18:1560597
1. If you stand still monsters somehow won't see you until you move.
2. People die if their names are written in a notebook.
3. No matter what size they are, monsters will drop things like rings, swords or balls when they die.
4. There's always a Cid.
5. Machinery is weak against lightning, even though it's powered by electricity.
6. Why can't anime kids have normal hair colours? It's always something weird like Pink, Blue, Orange or Green.


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19 Jun 2011 - 18:1960598
Quote DuskatNight:

4. There's always a Cid.


ALWAYS


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19 Jun 2011 - 18:4660600
If you're fighting someone and finding it hard watch for the pattern. They will always fight in a repeating pattern.

Quote DuskatNight:

4. There's always a Cid.


Haha, I like it.


19 Jun 2011 - 19:1460604
Quote Kata-san:

4. Random barrels and crates lying around usually contain valuable items that no one else seems to have found.

And jars!!! Don't forget jars!


  1. Fairies improve your aim and give you hints
  2. Whilst pink fairies heal you
  3. If you don't have a fairy, you will be outcast
  4. Spiders have skulls on them
  5. Gerudo men are green
  6. Eating mushrooms make you big and strong
  7. Stars make you invincible
  8. it is normal to find fire creatures in tall grass, and it does not set the grass on fire
  9. No-one cares if you take their money
  10. Trees talk
  11. Trees that talk are likely to get attacked
  12. Horses can't jump over small rivers, but they can jump over massive canyons
  13. Ghost can be caught in bottles
  14. Milk heals you
  15. 99.9% of the time, the badguy is hot.
  16. Victorian Britain had phones, land rovers, etc
  17. You can use a prosthetic limb in the same way you use a real arm - it does not hinder you in anyway whatsoever.
  18. There is a god - and she's called Haruhi
  19. there is always a silver haired bishie
  20. there is always an annoying female character
  21. when in a battle of life and death upon a cannon with a scarlet woman, instead of punching her, you should each take turns to slap each other.
  22. You take turns to hit people
  23. Re-deads are scary.


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19 Jun 2011 - 19:1760605
Quote NixieThePixie:

23. Re-deads are scary.


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Last edited by Charlotte-chan (19 Jun 2011 - 19:18)
19 Jun 2011 - 19:2160607
Quote Charlotte-chan:
Quote NixieThePixie:

23. Re-deads are scary.


IKR D8


I'm 19 going on 20.

They still freak me out... AND NOW THEY'RE IN 3D!! D8


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19 Jun 2011 - 19:4860611
  1. When you run your legs become circles that spin around
  2. eating green herbs heals you, if you mix some red ones in there it makes it stronger and blue ones cure poison. (remember your 5 a day)
  3. When you're in a battle the enemy will patiently wait while you pick your next action
  4. You can easily hold a sword longer and wider than you with no problems (unless you're this guy)
  5. You can deflect bullets with a sword.
  6. Hench men are rubbish shots.
  7. When you first start travelling in the world things will get progressively more expensive, but don't worry stuff you find lying about will also sell for more.
  8. You won't be able to get to a lot of the world until you've seen all the world and then you'll somehow find a machine that can take you anywhere or you'll fix/improve the flying machine you already have!
  9. When you're a warden your companions will wear whatever you tell them to but if you're just some Ferelden refugee they'll only wear one costume that you can "improve".


Quote NixieThePixie:

And jars!!! Don't forget jars!

Oh yeah can't forget the jars!


19 Jun 2011 - 21:0160618
1) Sugar keeps the mind very efficient and using your brain burns calories.
2) Geography and world history is soooo much fun!
3) There may be a prison somewhere that is also a theme park 0_0
4) There are ways to stop aging.
5) If you can produce fire out of your hands you can fly.
6) There is a school with a unique system where students can create avatars that fight and the power depends on your grades.
7) Someday there will be rollerblades with motors that allow us to do all kinds of tricks!
8) Ninjas have cameras and use computers to spy on us!
9) You can be beaten half to death and 5 minutes later it's like nothing has happened.


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Last edited by Psychoelle (19 Jun 2011 - 21:03)
19 Jun 2011 - 21:0360620
1. Professors know nothing - A self professed professor have blank encyclopedeas and rubbish Pokemon.
2. The laws of Physics do not apply except when it needs to for story progression.
3. Sexual relations of Chocobos can be done almost instantly.
4. The Good guys cannot conceivibly die regardless of damage sustained except where the story dictates.
5. There is always time for a flashback and people always know what happened in said flashback.


19 Jun 2011 - 21:1260622
Quote Kitsune Misao:

3. Sexual relations of Chocobos can be done almost instantly.


Adding to this; If you interbreed chocobos, it will inevitably result in making a super awesome chocobo and not some weird freaky mutated thing.


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19 Jun 2011 - 21:1860624
1) A nosebleed means you're sexy.
2) TV's take you to another world.
3) Shounens are more bishie than Shoujos.
4) Animals can talk.
5) Idiots always seem to win.


19 Jun 2011 - 22:1260632
1. Cat-like dogs are a great emergency food supply.
2. If it looks like a girl then it might actually be a guy.
3. Talking motorrads are perfectly normal.
4. Card games solve everything.
5. Wild animals can fit into tiny balls no matter how big they are.
6. It’s really quick and simple to change outfits mid-battle without any danger to yourself what-so-ever.
7. If you find yourself in a hellish nightmare it’s probably just a dog in a control room playing a practical joke on you.
8. You can withstand quite a bit of gunfire before you actually die.
9. Young kids are usually the best choice to pilot mecha, go into war and save the world.
10. If your radio starts to emit static you’re screwed.
11. It’s normal to be able to jump several times your own height.
12. You can carry a large amount of weaponry and items at once without the weight ever slowing you down or them all visibly appearing to be on your person.
13. If your only chance of escape is a helicopter or aircraft then you’ll conveniently find that you have the full knowledge of how to operate one.
14. If you find yourself exploring some kind of lab you know that things will end with you fleeing for your life as it goes into a self-destruct countdown.


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19 Jun 2011 - 23:0360636
lol xD! They teach us some good stuff :'3

1. In old Britan they already have modern guns (When Ciel shoves a gun up someones mouth that's not a old gun at all xD)
2. You can save before you fight a boss, even if you lose you have nothing to lose ! //or save before taking an exam 8D You can always redo it~


20 Jun 2011 - 07:3660657
Don't screw with a chef. You will get your ass kicked.


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20 Jun 2011 - 08:2360661
Most things can be solved with a punch.

You can do anything. ANYTHING, with guts/gatsu!

The most powerful weapon ever created will be in it's experimental stages 90% of the time.

The most powerful mech will always be too overspecced for it's pilot, only the most hardcore pilots who don't mind internal organ damage will pilot that mech.

Girls will wander into fights of epic proportions, AND break them up. Seriously what the hell? Woman step the hell out the way before you get your face ripped off by the aftershock of a bullet shell the size of an blue whale's dong.

Clothes can melt off in an instant /akio.
You can get punched OUT of your clothes /shizuo.
Clothes can be made out of tablecloths in an intant with no sewing /utena

Change gear in your car, even when you don't need to go any faster. It's what you do when you drive. Just change gear for the sake of it. Vroom vroom.

The strongest character won't have a limit on how strong he/she can get. Instead their power level will be vague, and said to be unstable or potentially huge.

Mobs have no face. Men who rape girls have no eyes, just a shadow and a creepy smile. Sometimes the general public will be wearing morphsuits under their clothes. With a smile.


20 Jun 2011 - 08:5960662
Quote JaeXD:


The most powerful mech will always be too overspecced for it's pilot, only the most hardcore pilots who don't mind internal organ damage will pilot that mech.


I agree with this totally.

1. The best characters tend to die first.
2. Kids can build and maintain really high-tech machines and know how to work them instantly.
3. You can fight with any implement you see fit.
4. White/silver hair people are bad ass
5. Things falling from the sky means something BIG is going to happen.
6. People can have multiple personalities.
7. When you have to transform, it's a show in it'self.
8. Vampires go to school.

Limegreenjelly x


20 Jun 2011 - 09:4260664
1. The main character will always oversleep, but still get there JUST IN TIME for whatever they almost missed.
2. If there's an old lady who wants help, you WILL help her! (but don't worry, the rewards will be AWESOME!)
3. If your best friend is the same gender as you, they WILL betray you.
4. If your best friend is the opposite gender to you, you WILL fall in love despite knowing each other for years, now will be the time.
5. The main character's grandfather was very likely to have been incredibly badass in his youth.
6. If you don't have a weapon, keep talking to people, eventually someone will give you one.
7. This same weapon will be amazing when you first get it, but every weapon you find from then on will get progressively better.
8. Any rumours you hear WILL be true.
9. The first companion you join up with will almost certainly be a healer.
10. Either the government or the religion of the world will be corrupt.
11. Despite the fact you only wanted to help a friend, you will be drawn into a struggle against the above organisation.
12. Did you start in your main character's home town? At some point this WILL be destroyed!
13. Do you have to travel by boat? I guarantee you WILL be fighting a sea monster!
14. There WAS an ancient race that lived on this planet and I guarantee they had better technology than you currently have! What's more, it'll all still work when you find one of their long-lost cities!
15. Think you just beat the giant evil that threatens the world? I doubt it! It's likely to have at least two more forms

Oh and also...

16. If you're under 10, you're going to save the world.


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20 Jun 2011 - 10:2160670
Quote limegreenjelly:
Quote JaeXD:


The most powerful mech will always be too overspecced for it's pilot, only the most hardcore pilots who don't mind internal organ damage will pilot that mech.


I agree with this totally.


I like to call it the TallGeese Complex.


20 Jun 2011 - 10:4160671
- When characters tie up their hair, the hair becomes longer than when it was untied.

- When somebody makes a point, the others must repeat the point as a question, and then that person will go on and explain. Because the audience must be treated like idiots.

- When a character gets told not to do something, it's actually a spoiler that said character is definitely going to do it.



Last edited by Pez (20 Jun 2011 - 10:43)
20 Jun 2011 - 10:5960672
Hair = Power.


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