my boyfriend is a very very Simpleton boy, he like give me gifts,but all of them is cheap and bad requity,not all,He also cheeky to say that is to save money, my God, it is like this, can call me later how to do ah?
The day before yesterday was my birthday, all my friends have come, I'd from my heart hope he does not appear,because I think about he's inferior cheap gift, I will not stand,
However, he came, not only here, also, the moment when I blow the candles he is came, wearing a drama costume,Right, is the animation, Naruto, Naruto clothing.An uproar throughout the party,Like a clown, I mean very interesting，then he stirred up tap dancing, and he quietly said to me, and to prepare a special birthday gift for me.Of course, I'm not expect it, and then he came up with Sakura's clothing,My God, I was surprised, he said, I love you, Like Naruto's love for Sakura, then , so persistent，All my friends said you are very happiness ，that day ，we put on this 2 cosplay costumes ，and i am never wear such clothing before， and completed my party,That day, he really gave me an unexpected pleasure，
I jokingly asked him, this is a cheap ah. Oh, he actually said he bought from Chinese <deleted>，if you do not believe me, you can go to websites to ask for this, I bought them 7 days in advance, the better to catch up with your birthday party。But this time I did not unhappy with him, though he said the clothes including shipping only took 200 dollars，because I know that this gift though low price, however, it is my boyfriend spend a lot to thought out,I also found that clothing is cheap, but quality is really good, we wash the clothes clean and would use it to join other party，Of course, because this matter, my friends said my boyfriend is a good boy, so our relationship was better than before，But he can not change his Habits , he often said, we can often buy clothing from that online shop, not only cheap and products are good, the important thing is ：can save money
Oh, this is my dumbfounding.
my closeness boyfriend

And here I was thinking that the members of this site were all English-speaking and didn't advertise non-existant websites.

The english Language is truly a thing to marvel at

Oh, this is my dumbfounding

I much love my closeness boyfriend.

*Cough*
http://www.engrish.com/2009/05/get-one-today/

my mush just turned into brain :l

Is it just me or is this thread actually quite funny despite it being in the wrong section?

My face when I began reading this thread: O___O

My current face at the moment: O___O

..lolwut?

Im thinking of having it printed off and stapled to my back XD I still dont fully get what its all about, I imagine...no I got nothing XD

A+, would read again.

I'm trying to come up with a cosplay that utilises this passage.........

I lol'd. So this was just a really long-winded way in advertising a Cosplay website?? :'D

This amused me.

Brain haemorrhage much?

...Lost for words.

Well i'm sold.

....I don't geddit D8

o_O

this needs to be read by the guy who does dramaic readings on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBHOL1PcPR8

but seriously, read it in his style, it makes it even funnier XD

That's a brilliant idea, actually.
Think we should drop him a link?

I actually have to say, that I can only reply in one way. One way that will dumbfound the Opening post, and sadly overshadow it.

What I have to say is:

>My Face When

TL;DR version:

HERPDY DERP 8B

my rofl copter went
SOI SOI SOI SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

I bet even Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to decode that. O__o

I personally was quite moved by the whole thing. My closeness boyfriend is just the same.

I stopped reading here.